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memesnotwelcome:

peachdoxie:

worldheritagepostorginization:

allons-ynumberten:

eviesrealitychangesdaily:

andwhentheskywasopened:

continueplease:

louwhis:

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(ʘ‿ʘ✿) “what you say ‘bout me”

(ʘ‿ʘ)ノ✿ “hold my flower”

✿\(。-_-。) “Kick his ass, baby.  I got yo flower.”

i found it

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i found it

this should have the opportunity to be on everyone’s blog. 

*tour guide voice*

and here on the left ladies and gentlemen, you see one of the posts before everyone went batshit crazy

World Heritage Post

Everyone here is dead.

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fortist166:

Saotome Aki | Rankane’s kid

My exam was canceled so the brainrot set in. Here’s my old concept art of Ranma’s and Akane’s kid, a tomboy named Aki.

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nevershootamockingbird:

soberscientistlife:

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It occurred to Pooh and Piglet that they hadn’t heard from Eeyore for several days, so they put on their hats and coats and trotted across the Hundred Acre Wood to Eeyore’s house. Inside the house was Eeyore.

“Hello Eeyore,” said Pooh.

“Hello Pooh. Hello Piglet” said Eeyore, in a Glum sounding voice.

“We just thought we’d check on you,” said Piglet, “because we hadn’t heard from you, and so we wanted to know if you were okay.”

Eeyore was silent for a moment. “Am I okay?” he asked, eventually. “Well, I don’t know, to be honest. Are any of us really okay? That’s what I ask myself. All I can tell you, Pooh and Piglet, is that right now I feel really rather Sad, and Alone, and Not Much Fun To Be Around At All.

Which is why I haven’t bothered you. Because you wouldn’t want to waste your time hanging out with someone who is Sad, and Alone, and Not Much Fun To Be Around At All, would you now.”

Pooh looked at Piglet, and Piglet looked at Pooh, and they both sat down, one on either side of Eeyore in his stick house.

Eeyore looked at them in surprise. “What are you doing?”

“We’re sitting here with you,” said Pooh, “because we are your friends. And true friends don’t care if someone is feeling Sad, or Alone, or Not Much Fun To Be Around At All. True friends are there for you anyway. And so here we are.”

“Oh,” said Eeyore. “Oh.” And the three of them sat there in silence, and while Pooh and Piglet said nothing at all; somehow, almost imperceptibly, Eeyore started to feel a very tiny little bit better.
Because Pooh and Piglet were There.
No more; no less.

Author - AA Milne
Illustration - EH Shepard

My favorite Pooh story.

[ begin id: An ink and color illustration of Christopher Robin, Winnie the Pooh, Piglet, and Eeyore. The style is simple and slightly sketchy. There is snow on the ground, and they are the edge of a woods. Eeyore stands in front of his stick house, with the other three characters standing just behind him. / end id ]

duinoelegies:

Screencap of Foreman from House MD saying "You ordered MRIs for the entire maternity ward?"ALT
Screencap of House from House MD saying "I was in a crazy mood."ALT

with access to the 2022 tumblr vernacular, he’d be unstoppable

oicuperp:

therapist: cunty house isnt real . he cant hurt you .

cunty house:

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wondersmith-and-sons:

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foreman. babe. we’re at the bottom end of season 8. you have worked here for almost a decade. why are you still surprised there’s medical malpractice going on at the medical malpractice department that you, personally, used to do medical malpractice at

plorpl:

love House MD because House is the MAIN CHARACTER at that hospital and there’s no attempt to hide this. as the viewer you are fully aware that those nurses in the elevator are just extras. the boss’s entire schedule consists of yelling at him. the head of oncology would rather prescribe him controlled meds and flirt than practice oncology. his team’s only desires are to fuck him and strangle him, often at the same time. every other doctor at the hospital might as well be a cardboard cutout.

the walls are glass, the better to see him through. he limps around, commits malpractice, and serves cunt.

long live mid-2000s TV.

jessaerys:

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bisexual worsties

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